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The IAGFA announced today that all stands of 20 seasons or older won't be eligible for use next season unless a full refit occurs, they claime this is due to 'health and safety reasons.' If no refit takes place then The Rusty Kettle will have an effective capacity of 1800. But as I'm sure you all know our beloved Rusty Kettle is built to the finest quality and we have registered an official complaint to the IAGFA.

We promise to everyone that our hard work on the pitch will continue, and will try all we can to enble you all to support us once again. We advise fans not to panik, or at least not as much as Wilson, who has been taken to hospital after fainting on hearing the news. We can confirm that he is alive and well now though.

However every cloud has a silver lining! Duckies' stadium has been reduced to 450 effective seats!

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